May 4: Interesting Fact

Bump is technically due in 26 days. For some reason, I think he / she may come early (I hope not. I like eating cake. And I haven't even done the 'scone challenge'). My friend who is going to take naked photographs of me (and Bump; and scar; and cellulite; and very cold nipples) is defying the ash cloud and flying off on holiday tomorrow. She's back on the 16th. At last, I've got a bit of chat for Bump. I'm telling him / her in a very motherly sort of way not to come until my friend gets back and takes her pictures. I want something to remind me of this time - even though it's been pretty much as black as black can be. It will be nice to have some (photoshopped) pictures of me looking sexy with my big bump (and scar; and cellulite; and very cold nipples). The pictures will be something to look back on, to reminisce over, to post on my blog (joke). So, uh, yeh.. if you see Bump out and about.. will you mention it too?