April 6: Found

Found the culprit of the slime. I went looking. I had told my big sister about it, and she'd said: 'That won't be a cute little snail, little sister. That will be a big slug. A great big night-feeding slug. And it will be yellow. And it will have big horrid tenticles and it won't leave unless you do something about it.'
I found it. It wasn't that big. But it was a slug. On my carpet. Yes, that's right, slug-face. My carpet. I've removed it from my house. Hopefully, it will be happier leaving its slime in my garden. Or better still, in slug heaven.